turtle attack

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

by rag HD February 5, 2004

fuck attack

Heart attack that occurs during sexual intercourse that does not necessarily have to be lethal.

Imaginary comic newspaper headline: 'MUNCHO KILLYA GLUTTON REVOLUTIONARY DIES IN FUCK ATTACK'.

by jaiteg July 1, 2010

Mac Attack

Named after the infamous Macker, the Mac Attack is used to refer to a situation of erectile disfunction. Normally used when present with a member of the opposite sex.

Boy: 'Oh no!'
Girl: 'What's wrong?!'
Boy: 'Give me a moment i've just had a Mac Attack!'

by El Shrimpy January 29, 2009

Scrote-attack

When recieving head slap your partner in the eyes with your sac until the eyes become bruised.

Cindy had to go to the hospital after my scrote-attack.

by aaron April 26, 2004

Tism attack

When someone makes a stupid mistake, and then beats their hand on their chest and makes a screeching noise

Hunter had a tism attack in math today when he said two plus two equals five.

by Kevin McKinney May 13, 2018

Sack Attack

When a guys balls are bigger than his penis, so he fucks chicks with his balls rather than his penis.

My boyfriend gave me a sack attack last night because I couldn't find his dick.

by GivzZ December 13, 2016

Judo attacks

Judo attacks are commonly used by citizens in asia due to the increased chance of being robbed and raped by a ninja. The most basic judo attack would be the judo chop. The judo chop originated from a chinese monk named Hong kong chong jin jia ching bo ki hongzai IV. Master Hong Hongzai taught this move to Austin Powers. Austin later used this attack in a couple of movies although, Austin was robbed and raped by a ninja. That bring us to the second and more effective judo attack: The judo kick. The judo kick is quite simple really, all you must do is a roundhouse kick to the balls while wearing metal shoes with side spikes. The judo kick originated from the province of Judosia in Pakistan and was mastered by Jimmy Kii Ching Han XIV. Unfortunaly Jimmy and his judo kicks could be no match against a ninja with an uzi. This brings us to the last attack: the judo M249Saw. The judo M249Saw is a modified version of the american M249Saw light machine gun. The judo version includes an extra 369 rounds of ammunition as well as a cup holder. The only thing that beats this is the Judo nuke but ill get to that another day.

I gave that motha fucka a judo kick. I totally used my judo M249Saw on that rabbit fucka. I used my judo attacks on chuck norris and now im a fucking dead man!

by Gorillabeast2012 June 12, 2012