I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
by kdawk August 3, 2018

The Street Pirate Army refers to an underground rap collective that originated in East Baltimore, Maryland, during the mid-nineties.
Founded by Javein Scarwin, this rebellious group of young black youth left an indelible mark on the Zone 18/Pirateland community.
Renowned for their distinct Pirate sound, they adopted the acronym S.P.A and embraced the iconic Street Pirate Army logo featuring skulls and bones, symbolizing their identity and unity.
The Street Pirate Army's influence extended beyond their local community, permeating Baltimore's burgeoning underground rap scene of the mid 90's.
Their trailblazing efforts paved the way for a multitude of artists who followed in their footsteps, carrying forward the street pirate army legacy. With their innovative musical style and lyrical prowess, they captivated street audiences, embodying the spirit of rebellion and expressing the voice of a generation.
To this day, the Street Pirate Army remains a testament to the power of artistic expression and the impact of grassroots movements.
Their influence on Baltimore's underground rap scene serves as a reminder of the resilience and creativity that can emerge from marginalized communities.
Their story is one of passion, determination, and the ability to shape cultural landscapes through artistic endeavors.
"The Street Pirate Army's unique blend of rebellious lyrics and their signature Pirate sound defined a generation of young black youth in East Baltimore's Zone 18 community."
Founded by Javein Scarwin, this rebellious group of young black youth left an indelible mark on the Zone 18/Pirateland community.
Renowned for their distinct Pirate sound, they adopted the acronym S.P.A and embraced the iconic Street Pirate Army logo featuring skulls and bones, symbolizing their identity and unity.
The Street Pirate Army's influence extended beyond their local community, permeating Baltimore's burgeoning underground rap scene of the mid 90's.
Their trailblazing efforts paved the way for a multitude of artists who followed in their footsteps, carrying forward the street pirate army legacy. With their innovative musical style and lyrical prowess, they captivated street audiences, embodying the spirit of rebellion and expressing the voice of a generation.
To this day, the Street Pirate Army remains a testament to the power of artistic expression and the impact of grassroots movements.
Their influence on Baltimore's underground rap scene serves as a reminder of the resilience and creativity that can emerge from marginalized communities.
Their story is one of passion, determination, and the ability to shape cultural landscapes through artistic endeavors.
"The Street Pirate Army's unique blend of rebellious lyrics and their signature Pirate sound defined a generation of young black youth in East Baltimore's Zone 18 community."
"The Street Pirate Army, emerging from East Baltimore in the mid-nineties, revolutionized the underground rap scene with their distinctive Pirate sound and profound lyrical messages."
by The Oxguardian December 3, 2023

an ARMY is a stinky, delusional fan of a group that only got popular because of good marketing; not talent.
Person 1: Hey, do you like BTS? Are you an ARMY?
Person 2: Ew, no. Their music is garbage, have you heard those fake deep lyrics? They’re only famous because their fans are 10 years old or crazy.
Person 2: Stan real talent, Stray Kids.
Person 1: Oh, okay…
Person 2: Ew, no. Their music is garbage, have you heard those fake deep lyrics? They’re only famous because their fans are 10 years old or crazy.
Person 2: Stan real talent, Stray Kids.
Person 1: Oh, okay…
by thatonebot332255 October 14, 2021

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Always Ready. Always There.
Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.
by jollyranger December 21, 2016

The BEST army to ever step foot on this planet. Unbeatable. It is also said that people who join the plankton army are said to have +1000 aura points. This HAS been scientifically proven.
by not_plankton January 11, 2025

by Bacon Army hater 69430 March 14, 2022
