army girlfriend

smells like flowers but is made of steel
I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.
by thetruth2017 August 23, 2018
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Army Boomer

A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.

They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
by joelstius March 10, 2023
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WooHoo Army

A group of nonsensical human beings known for their ability to curse all new members with the onslaught of memes and managing to turn a birthday channel into an NSFW
I joined the WooHoo Army, and now i am cursed for life
by Dannywannywoohoo February 14, 2021
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Red Army Effect

When an organization and its material is built up over a period of 60 years, and the organization destroys all of that including itself in just 2 years.
I started crypto-trading and faced the Red Army Effect.
by anti-putin February 21, 2024
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The Cheeto Army

The Cheeto Army is full of goats, they’re Sargent is Sludge. He is very cool 😎
The Cheeto Army is cool.
by Xaelance September 03, 2022
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THE CHEETO ARMY

The Cheeto Army is an army made of very cool people. The leader of the Cheeto army is a very cool guy called sludge! They have tried to stop people such as Meowbahh.
by Xaelance September 03, 2022
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army bod

It’s like dad bod but with more knee pain
Dude, ever since getting out of the military, I hate running because of my Army bod. Everything just hurts.
by Not an army guy November 05, 2018
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