Alyssa j

Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch

them- whoaaa is that Alyssa J

me- Yeah she's dating andrew

them- he's one lucky mother fucker

by a1782 February 24, 2024

Alyssa

A certified BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Have you heard how many people Alyssa gave head to?" "Yea I know she's a Certified Bop!"

by tylewis March 17, 2024

Alyssa

The weirdo born once in a lifetime

She's such an Alyssa

by Hopeless.roman.tic March 21, 2024

Alyssa Lewis

Alyssa is usually a very smart villian who uses their mind tricks to win in the end. They also are very omega but have a 6foot horse shlong. Be careful if you come across an alyssa

Gosh we better run THATS alyssa lewis

by Personwithbigdick July 8, 2021

alyssa

Alyssa
noun / vibe / low-key mastermind

Alyssa is the kind of person who looks effortlessly cool without trying. Often spotted wearing a black top—frequently a henley—because comfort, confidence, and quiet rebellion are a lifestyle, not a phase. Alyssa gives off “I know who I am” energy: observant, witty, creative, and just mysterious enough to make people lean in when she talks.

Secretly (or not so secretly), Alyssa is a puppet master—not in a villain way, but in a strategic, chess-not-checkers way. She sees patterns others miss, nudges situations gently, and somehow everything works out exactly how she predicted. Rarely loud, never sloppy, always three steps ahead.

Example:
“I thought that was my idea…”
“Yeah… Alyssa planted it last week.”

by Roxanne5 February 6, 2026