A complete dill hole who eats bananas out of his ass and worships the gods of mother fuckering cunts. He likes to believe that he has a dick but in reality he just has a pickle shoved up his vagina. When he hears voices in his head, he is really just listening to the sound of his vagina talking to him. He also thinks that his girlfriend is good in bed, when, in reality, she is just another mother fucking whore. His nicknames often include crisp bread and schmuck fuck.
"That Alex is such a crisp bread."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."
by Whores panonymous October 11, 2013
Get the Alexmug. A doche bag no likes rlly annoying, a jerk prob likes jerky, has no friends except his imaginary ones. Has no life is very very very very UGLY and if u think he is nice u obviously haven’t met him bc he a pain in da ass period beachhh
by Bella da beach October 5, 2020
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Get the Alexmug. by Nerdy Elf June 8, 2018
Get the Alexmug. The biggest dumbfuck ever to live on the face of the earth. The kind of dumbass to bite his own dick off hoping it grows back bigger.
by mmm gay December 7, 2018
Get the Alexmug. A nigger that is especially filthy. Usually said in the following phrase: "Alex is a filthy fucking nigger!"
by DustyRB July 15, 2018
Get the Alexmug.