Beer Speed

The speed at which one normally drinks a beer.

Kyle was goin twice his normal beer speed the other day.

by Joe P May 24, 2004

Creamy Beer

A beverage made with love, care and ejaculate. Brewed in Spermington since 1969.

It is made of a male's seminal fluids combined with a hint of urine.

Hey bro, I just made some creamy beer, want a taste.

by Zenithhhs July 31, 2021

Pirate Beer

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of rum and cream soda.

Yar, pass me pirate beer over 'ere, i need to warm me blood with a bit of rum 'n cream!

by Palaunhuman May 22, 2011

beer:45

a time of day, usually in the midst of ones' daily labors, that it becomes apparent that it well past time to no longer be in the midst of ones' daily labors

Is it beer:30 yet?

Dude, it's beer:45!

by honore d. balzac March 27, 2010

Beer-googling

When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.

After that 11th beer I spent the rest of the night beer-googling my exes.

by The Googler October 10, 2008

Tidey-Beer

The beers you need in your car to get from point A to point B; they are used to tide you over. Usually a light beer, such as, Natural Light, Milwalkees Best, PBR or Stag. They come in handy when you are driving from bar to bar, or when you are traveling to a campsite to go on a float trip, the tidey beer helps you get started and keeps your buzz going strong!

A: "yo, we might need to stop and get a tidey-Beer"
B: "A Tidey-Beer?"
A: "Ya, a beer to tidey me over until we get there"

by sxsymbl May 9, 2011

tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009