Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”

FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard

by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023

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Kai Patel

A kai is like a fish you should kill it - when they’re out and about they’re mistaken for being gender fluid but they’re ragingly into fucking bees

boy 1. who’s that person fucking a bee and shouting kill all men
boy 2: that’s kai patel

by userrrree1232 May 24, 2023

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Liam Patrick is one of the kindest guys I know everyday I hope I can talk to him but I get to scared and give up but he’s so beautiful and I wish he knew that he’s the sweetest most handsome man I have ever been granted the pleasure of being in the same room with

Girl 1- that guy is so cute
Girl 2- he’s such a Liam Patrick wish I could date him

by my one true love ❤️ May 25, 2023

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Yug Patel

A human calculator

Look It's yug patel!

by lkaosqplsa May 31, 2023

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Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth

Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch

by Rizz queen June 17, 2023

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Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

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