National Love Your Bf Day

June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!

Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!

by dennydefines June 14, 2023

national tostito day

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea

national tostito day, yum

by hailey loves you June 28, 2020

National Patch the opps Day

October 31, Also known as Nation Patch the Opps Day. It’s the one day every year where you can use your halloween mask to slide in the Opps.

you ain’t heard G we sliding on EBO and Freebandz tonight its “National patch the opps day” .

by T.money October 31, 2021

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Gay-a-nation

A very large group of gay people

Is that a gay-a-nation over there?

by Chikin nudle chupe January 28, 2023

National Tilly day

National Tilly day is the 16th day of each month. Everyone is obligated to bleach a section of hair in their body to show respect to the Tillys of the world

“Happy tilly day, our beloved leader”
“how do you choose to celebrate your national tilly day?” Ben
“by bleaching my pubes” Laila

by mrlalalingus April 16, 2024

National pussy video day

On october 28th this is the offical day recognized by the government to send someone a video of your pussy

National pussy video day is where you send someone a video of your pussy

by Olivia6_g October 28, 2023