dont kill the baby

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

New World, Same Baby

Some things never change

-"Man this covid stuff is really doing a number on me."

-"Yeah man, new world, same baby"

by Da Same Baby January 1, 2022

Bum/broke baby daddy

My baby daddy

My bum/broke baby daddy is a clown

by Cardi red October 14, 2025

baby flinger

Noun. Person usually a drunken ass hole who acts bad but sucks penis behind closed doors. Tends to throw infants and baby's when their beer or other beverage is spilled.

That fucking baby flinger just threw my son!
That damn baby flinger reminds me of a drunken ass hole that threw a two year old.

by slyhonkeymuthafucka August 21, 2016

drool baby

a baby that is very cute and drools, usually upon it's dads hair when its on his shoulders. Usually its parents dress it very cutely and it attracts baby-sex-predators

Theres drool baby, dont show Bill the child-molestor

by LittleBetty October 18, 2010

Baby Boogers

When you nut in someone’s nose

Lmao I just gave you a shiesty case of baby boogers

by Cornelius Randy September 29, 2022

pretty baby boy

Kobe

Kobe would be considered handsome, but he is just 4 months, that makes him a pretty baby boy.

by anonymous April 22, 2022