Inserting a Q tip into someone's poop shut, promising to be gentle but getting ultra aggressive with it
by Tkfd March 4, 2021
Get the Pulling a P Dawgmug. To call off an engagement after publicly announcing it and planning major aspects of the wedding, due to the man you were about to marry being a cheating worthless slug. Bonus points if it’s not your first marriage or first time calling of an engagement.
by Wald3n November 3, 2022
Get the Pulling a Katherinemug. by holyyahoo January 26, 2022
Get the Pulling A Patrickmug. To be in a call with your quarantined classmates whilst being in class and accidentally turning on the volume so the professor can hear you.
by Your Fellow Agiist November 30, 2021
Get the Pull a Nemodmug. Person 1: So i got a vesectomy today.
Person 2: So no more kids huh?
Person 3: BUTTSECKS!
Person 2: Hows the buttsecks working out for you?
Person 1: Don't Pull an Ark on me!
Person 2: So no more kids huh?
Person 3: BUTTSECKS!
Person 2: Hows the buttsecks working out for you?
Person 1: Don't Pull an Ark on me!
by yearghable December 13, 2008
Get the Pull an Arkmug. When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.
James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.
by AnonGuyILikePie July 1, 2014
Get the Pulling a Jakemug. TJ also known as G3 or Gerald Glen Gilbertson the third (father of the fourth) is a mildy racist man and when you pull a TJ you're being racist but not too racist.
by SytherWD February 20, 2023
Get the Pulling A TJmug.