Replace a shit

Replacing random words in a sentence with "shit". Used for added intensity or pure enjoyment.

Original sentence: I have to run to the library to study calculus.

Replace a shit: I have to "shit" to the library to "shit" calculus.

by Hateonthis October 28, 2009

shit-ton

somewhere between a shit load and a ton.
tends to be a little more precise than shitload.

Dude theres like a ton of shit in there.

Dude holy shit thats like a shit-ton.

by mrtoast4 November 15, 2009

Jordan-Shit

A menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something Michael Jordan would do in his prime.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!

by Ie.Monster December 5, 2009

Shit blokery

The art of being a shit bloke.

Dude,when you kissed my mom last night that was a major case of shit blokery

by darkphoenixlf January 10, 2011

Zebra Shit

A pile of shit covered with splooge.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

I just took a giant Zebra shit on his desk.
-or-
We are going to go zebra shit his room tomorrow.

by FedEx Blows Nuts December 23, 2010

Shit dingle

When someone is acting insanely immature and will not leave the kitchen, this is what they were called.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU IMMATURE SHIT DINGLE! You're a sack of dirty cock.

by Kat Paris November 25, 2010

Shit Snorter

Someone who is so ugly that they look like they snort shit every second of their misarable lives.

Guy 1: That girl is a Chickenhead.

Guy 2: No she is a Shit Snorter

by mikeloera May 20, 2010