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Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.
by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021
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Indian Ball Jacuzzi

Have you ever seen those small Jacuzzis for your balls? Well its a bit like that. or at least it feels like that. The Indian Ball Jacuzzi is basically when you have cooked, eaten or handled spicy food (such as Indian food) or chilis, and then go to scratch or rearrange your balls without thinking before the chili has rubbed off your hands. Your balls basically feel like they are in an unbearable jacuzzi of with the temperature turned way up, and there is nothing you can do to take them out.
David: Hey man why are you moving around in your seat so much?

Josh: I cant help it, my testicles are in the Indian Ball Jacuzzi, I didn't give it enough time to rearrange my balls after making that curry we just ate.
by greenwhatevers August 31, 2021
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Balls lol

by Balls HAHAHAHAHAHAHA September 2, 2021
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The balls clause

Some may believe in the Big Bang, or God, in the same facet, the balls clause states everything in turn, goes back to balls.
“Hey Joey did you read the balls clause?”
No what did it say?”
“I came to the conclusion; balls”
by The_see-er September 4, 2021
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HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL

Kid1: Both my parents are new zealand born Europeans.

Kid2: My father is Maori and my mother is English.

Kid1: So your a HALF SUCKED BLACK BALL
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021
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Joey is being balls

Joey from the show “Joey” is a Joey, but we’re talking about a Joey who only talks about balls and hates overwatch, he is from the show “my dumb life”
Hey did you know Joey is being balls again
by Sukondese6969696969 September 4, 2021
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Ball Down Machine

An alternate name for a beer, referring to "balling down", the act of consuming alcohol as described by Ontario slang.
Gonna acquire a ball down machine just now. be back shortly
by REALHOTBOI June 19, 2021
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