National Kill Strategetic Day

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG

Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

by Azterica July 14, 2023

National Twerk On Your Man Day

You have to twerk on your man every June 12th

It's June 12th! You gotta twerk on me for National Twerk On Your Man Day

by nigga419434 June 11, 2023

National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

National Jack Meuten Day

April 28th

Today is National Jack Meuten Day

by Yuh101010 April 28, 2022

National ask out day

October 12th ask out anybody! It's ok to get rejected but nobody is supposed to be sine on this day

Aubrey: are you Still single
Me: yea why?
Aubrey : not any more it's national ask out day

by Skai wayyy too shiesty October 11, 2021

National Little Bitch Day

May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.

Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?

by realmikehoncho May 6, 2022

national apple day

a day to eat and celebrate apples (oct 20th)

national apple day is when u can eat as many apples as u want without being called crazy

by chapplesroan March 2, 2025