laugh die me

Something's too funny that I laughed until almost dead

The way Tommy explained the concept of Linked List (Computer Science term) with "Human Centipede" laugh die me.

by alandragonjuice October 15, 2017

boost me out

To get kicked out of a group on facebook

The admin said if I keep on making dirty comments she would boost me out the group

by John candy October 19, 2017

set me uck

Asking someone to give you brains (suck your dick)

Man: oi! Set me uck later.

Girl: alright! Behind school shed?

Man: safe my g

by Teen12345 October 21, 2017

catch me on sight

telling a bitch to fuck off or they gonna get the shit beat out of them

Girl: bitch you hella fake stop talking shit
Other Girl: hun if you dont shut the fuck up then catch me on sight
Guy: ooo damn that girl gonna get the shit beaten outta her ugly ass

by isabella matri October 29, 2017

banged me a turkey sandwich

When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.

He really banged me a turkey sandwich last night!

by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017

Goat me

The act of asking your partner to ram their head up your anus during intercourse or as a type of foreplay, as opposed to ramming their fist up your anus. The term comes from observing how goats tend to ram their head into other people's butts in cartoons and the like.

John:"So... Sarah said:"goat me" while we were having sex yesterday. Isn't that crazy"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"

by Allen_Hotty2009 May 18, 2017

shuffle me good

when you shuffle a deck of cards really well for someone... geez get your head out of the gutter you pervert

Can you shuffle me good?

Of course i can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017