Ass rape

When you get raped in the ass

Hey Jim I just got ass raped

by Sally

by Wally the rapist May 26, 2016

balling ass

1) to win

2) to pick up women with ease and nonchalance

You got Rob Zombie tickets?! Balling ass!

I can't believe I'm sitting here not getting laid, while Jake's over there balling ass.

by jarmeel jones March 8, 2015

Ass Monkey

Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.

Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.

by The Creepy Guy Watching You June 26, 2014

cooked ass

when you slip to the barbeque cooker and burned your butt

OUCH! i slipped and now have a cooked ass!

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 10, 2021

Ass Elf

A gay man who wears designer leather shoes that resemble that an elf would wear.

"With those shoes, I would say he was an ass elf."

by Theoneandonlybigperm January 10, 2012

ass pirate

A gay, male navy sailor.

"Dude, be careful of using gay slurs around Petty Officer Jones. We heard that he is an ass pirate"

by Fatt Scott April 4, 2012

Ass Moncher

Name for a person that is a complete douchebag;
Name for a gay man who monches, or eats ass;
A Nickname for anybody who is pissing you off currently.

Nahh, man, he's being a total Ass Moncher

by SMDKATIE! April 3, 2011