The name your call your boss when she lies about your overtime.
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
She tells you she clocked you out at 5am after you have worked a full 13 hour night shift and left at 4:30 am. You say “Wow, thanks for that extra bit of overtime! You rock! “
She says she’s giving you an extra 1/2 hr of over time on your time sheet because you worked so hard the past few days. You did a bunch of work for her to cover her ass and make her look good and she knows it.
You call acounting the next day to confirm and they say, “No.....she put your out time at 4am.”
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An Ass Exhaler is someone who talks nonesense and bullshits their way through conversation.
“Man, that Mohannad is such an Ass-Exhaler. He literally breathes out of his own ass.”
“No way, my asshole of a stepdad Jeff is an Ass-Exhaler too! Next time he can take out he trash!”
An Ass Exhaler is someone who talks nonesense and bullshits their way through conversation.
“Man, that Mohannad is such an Ass-Exhaler. He literally breathes out of his own ass.”
“No way, my asshole of a stepdad Jeff is an Ass-Exhaler too! Next time he can take out he trash!”
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person 2: "Shut up, you retard. If you need to go then just go."
person 1: "It feels kind of funny. I think I might of had some bad granola."
person 2: "Whatever... just don't go if you're ass high. It's too dangerous."
person 2: "Shut up, you retard. If you need to go then just go."
person 1: "It feels kind of funny. I think I might of had some bad granola."
person 2: "Whatever... just don't go if you're ass high. It's too dangerous."
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Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!
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