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Feng Shui Pussy

The act of rearranging a woman’s pussy to become ‘Feng Shui
by 𝐉𝐀𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄 November 10, 2024
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what a wonderful pussy

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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Pussy

A cute little pussy cat.
A four-legged useless animal that was tamed to be a pet. They serve no purpose whatsoever than just to shit on the floor hoping to watch you pick it up.
Dickhead Daniel: The last pussy I touched was your mums!
Smackhead Steve: Dude, you can't be saying that!!
Dickhead Daniel: I meant your mums Ragdoll cat

Smackhead Steve: Oh...
Dickhead Daniel: Dickhead!
Smackhead Steve: Smackhead!
by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024
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pussy compass

A woman who makes major decisions, usually bad ones, thinking with her pussy (equivalent to a man who thinks with his dick)
Sarah's pussy compass is always leading her back to her ex
by Runandroll November 22, 2024
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PUSSY ASS SIMP

WHEN YOUR HOMIE BUYS HIS SAME OUTFIT TO HIS HOE
PUSSY ASS SIMP GIO JUST POSTED A STORY WEARING THE SAME SHIT AS HIS GIRL MANNNN
by oakleymaster November 23, 2024
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Pussy Pwause

poo-say pa-wause/pwause

hold up. literally like “waat hold up :0”
jimbob: i am a crotch monster

jill: pussy pwause

*silence*

jimbob: yeah…
by notfineshyt November 23, 2024
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Pussy Power

When a female gets righteously fucked so hard and fast that it generates enough energy to light a lightbulb after you set one between her cat lips.
“Man me and Jeneva just smashed so hard she was able to light a lightbulb after with her puss lips. That’s real pussy power.”
by Jiffynutgremlin November 24, 2024
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