When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
Get the Stationary Road Headmug. by Skelly Fat Head June 6, 2024
Get the Fat Nigga Fat Headmug. by Bemidji Chit Chat March 16, 2025
Get the Jelly headmug. by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020
Get the Smurf Headmug. when shawty has a face devoid of any emotion during that gawk gawk 3000 and it js makes it boring as hell
guy 1: bro Jane gave me some lame ass stoic head yesterday
guy 2: fuck man, i hate when that happens!
guy 2: fuck man, i hate when that happens!
by whydoyouevenask July 30, 2025
Get the stoic headmug. 
