by Patrick the yeeter November 11, 2019
Get the Pot headmug. .9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025
Get the .9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.mug. by Frick my mom told me to go February 1, 2020
Get the Crack Headmug. Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
Get the choke the head off my dickmug. National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.
Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)
by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023
Get the National Head Daymug. Sexual position involving male female male
Female lays on her back while giving one male head and is being fucked by the male on the opposite end
Female lays on her back while giving one male head and is being fucked by the male on the opposite end
by BadCat52 August 16, 2021
Get the heads and tailsmug. “Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the mysteries make my head hurtmug.