Shits a hedgehog

To wish the pre-mentioned act upon someone getting right on your nipple ends.

'Bob told the gaffer I got away sharp yesterday, and I got a right bollocking, I hope he shits a hedgehog today'

by Dabhand August 28, 2009

Shit Shuffler

A Shit Shuffler is someone who just kicks and flails around like a dumb ass, normaly huge gangster wannabe's

Kid 1 "Wow look at that guy he is a Shit Shuffler"
Kid 2 "Yeah man that guys name is Ricky King"
Kid 1 "Oh I heard that guy is pretty horrible"

by Big FOOOT November 2, 2009

Rocket Shit

a cheap car thats fast, and easy to obtain.

Mainly used to pick up people, and take them to parties (mostly girls)

"Oh shit did you see Brad in that rocket shit with like 5 chicks on the way to that sick party?"

"I'm getting a rocket shit for this weekend to drive the ladies."

by theemaann November 16, 2009

shit bagger

n., One who shit bags

Etymology:

'Shit bag' derives from the Latin 'shitius baggus', which in early Roman tragic theatre represented the potential to spoil a positive scene. The shit bag would be hurled at an actor at random.

The colour brown has since been associated with shit-bagging.

"I can't believe what a shit bagger Gitch is."

(verb) "Don't fucking shit bag me again Gootch."

(v., past) "Gotam Dave Bhardwaj shitbagged everyone."

by Dave Bhardwaj November 30, 2009

Shit bombing

Where you wait on an overpass over a highway with a bunch of shit and then try to drop turds so that they will fall on the cars passing underneath.

Lets go shit bombing.

by The Fury 13 December 2, 2010

Shit split

An unequal share of money

Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's a shit split.

by aquafine water July 10, 2010

Shiken Shit

Is slang to describe someone who is a wimp. Also used as an odor.

"Alan is acting like shiken shit and starting to smell like it too!"

by Ofelio December 3, 2007