Dumbass Dog

I sit here, thinking about the old times with Christ. Reminiscing about LeGoat, Luc, Melvin, Alex, all the past family members of Christ. I cry myself to sleep... wondering if they’ll ever return. We must pray. PRAY OUR FAMILY RETURNS! <a:patrickpray:812169869080002610>

Bro you are such a dumbass dog.

by Penis27444 February 23, 2021

dog-water

-shitty
-trash(y)
-stupid
-mrs.gatlin

"this assignment is dog-water"
"what a dog-water bitch"

by dog.water.dog February 23, 2021

Benny(the dog)

That one dog at JB household who has no balls.

Did you go see Benny(the dog)? Yes, but I didn’t see any balls on him.

by Thesexypenisman February 23, 2021

Lancing the dog

Being Lazy. Wasting Company time. reducing efficiency. Talking extensively.

One of our employees was Lancing the dog.

by Lord Farrell February 25, 2021

Raw Dog Ramen

Eating un-boiled raw ramen. Generally, consumed after mixing the powder packets with the ramen and shaken vigorously.

Yo man, I’m about to raw dog ramen after dinner. Shits better than cooking it, don’t tell my girlfriend.

by RAWdogRAMEN February 25, 2021

dog reactive

a term used by pit bull owners to try to hid the fact their monster will kill any other dog it sees

This good boi is looking for his forever home! Six other families have returned him to the shelter. Angel is a sweet lubbie pibble who is dog reactive so he'll do best in a house with no children or other pets.

by Arcxjo February 25, 2021

Dog Water

sauce boss

“Hey man wanna play some WZ with Sauce Boss?”
“Nah man he’s DOG WATER

by fatcheech February 26, 2021