National Phone Day

This day your parents are finna have to give a free phone. If they say no tell the to look at this.

Jolie: Hey mom!
Mom: hey sweetie
Jolie: Its national phone day :')
Mom: No it isnt! 😠
Jolie: *shows*
Mom: Uhhh😥😥😥

by KrazyKid1019 September 30, 2021

National slap your bf day

On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf

I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.

by Josh Garcia June 29, 2024

National cuck day

For people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people Takes place August 14 2025

Hey eman, Happy national cuck day

by Yb12364 August 14, 2025

National Titty Pic Day

National holiday. May 4th. May I please have a titty pic 😉

May I have a pic of them titties for National Titty Pic Day.

by Coop Deville May 4, 2022

National post your girlfriend month

This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day

*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month

by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023

National Rendaddy Day

April 19
Day of everyone’s favorite daddy, Rendaddy.

Holy shit look it a wild rendaddy! Be my cinnamon apple and acceot these booty pics on national rendaddy day

by Ticklemygooch03 May 27, 2018

February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A

Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

by R4indr0q February 6, 2023