link-head

an absolute idiot, one who likes the mets way too much, or one who has very very stupid hair.

Justin called Little Yonatin a link-head in English class because he refused to take off his sweatshirt.

by D.G. Grover October 28, 2006

Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.

Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball

by head_standing_up July 2, 2023

Cushion head

I head someone sits on /park they choochie

Alex has a cushion head …

by Tiktokduckermonkey September 27, 2022

Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.

He was giving a them a head squirtle

by MADBJ May 24, 2024

head of cattle

When getting head for a friend and just as you are about to cum you pull as hard as you can on the back of their head so as to ramrod them and yell moooooooo mooooooo. It is best if done like the cow being branded on the Family Guy hit TV show.

Derin was giving me a BJ and just as I was about to bust a nut I gave her the ole head of cattle. Moooooooo mooooo.

by Shockmasta January 27, 2017

giving head

me with kasper every night

*gulp gulp gulp*
"mmph!~~.. oh yesss!!!~"
*is giving head cutely*

by vexari the gayest gaybo!! March 11, 2024

Garlic head

Rubbing ones face with garlic before proceeding to give dome

She gave me garlic head and that shit smelled strong

by Anonymous16289302716930 October 10, 2020