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Work Death

A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.
"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
by Robthegreat November 10, 2021
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Shelf-work

When you're engaged in a sexual act and need the assistance of some furniture (preferably a shelf) to aid your performance.
We were going hard at it and both yelling for more so I got some more leverage off the book-shelf to bring it home, it was some seriously awesome shelf-work.

Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.
by Dicko7 August 14, 2018
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Work for the president

Used to tell someone they are doing a great job or they are popular in doing an activity.
Girl you must work for the president after dealing with that problem.
by Tizzy Quinn December 17, 2016
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daddy work

A guy who mows the lawn, works for really long shifts, drives kids to McDonald’s, and is good at repairing things
Son: hey my car broke cuz I’m fat as fuck can you fix my car?
Father: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the daddy work again
by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018
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Work Tramp

A self proclaimed tramp when at work. Also known as Luke Johnston.
“I’m luke and I’m a work tramp, i don’t wash for weeks when at work
by Work Tramp March 20, 2021
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Working owl

When you bust a massive load on your wife's mouth in the shower when she swallows she said "whoooo"
She worked the owl and I gave her the whoooos. She was "working owl"
by Drewaki939393 December 20, 2020
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Shawn work

Useless/unnecessary work that is completed, but incorrect. Also work that needs to be completed that is left for you to do.
‘You did a lot of Shawn work by reorganizing that.’
I guess I’ll do all this Shawn work, apparently no one else is going to.’
by Toiletboard May 4, 2021
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