by DR.S Moostie February 17, 2021
Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."
Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."
Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."
Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."
Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."
Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."
Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."
Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2022
by itbchrissy November 08, 2017
When you're engaged in a sexual act and need the assistance of some furniture (preferably a shelf) to aid your performance.
We were going hard at it and both yelling for more so I got some more leverage off the book-shelf to bring it home, it was some seriously awesome shelf-work.
Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.
Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.
by Dicko7 August 15, 2018
by bisexualcatwithlightsaber March 27, 2022
cry-working (krIE-wUHR-king)
When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep tele-working and be productive.
When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep tele-working and be productive.
by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020