William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 06, 2021

William Parker

A factory in Hastings that makes smug people.

"That Jamie is such a smug cunt"
"'Course he is, he went to William Parker"

by Captain Quango March 06, 2012

William B.

The car guy who likes to look at cars

The william b. fixed my car.

by Cheap and rusty car guy November 11, 2019

william strat

Instead of using toilet paper when you take a dump, you use your index finger

“Hey bro we’re out of toilet paper”
“Just use the William Strat bro”

by Dredgen-Azreal June 22, 2019

Ya William

When you didn’t mean it when you said it so you act like you said it to William!

Hey Sami you fucking idiot faggot

I’m going to beat your ass for that!

Ya William!!

by hanslanda88 August 18, 2023

William-Hung

if you are William-Hung, you are extremely hungover. You are disoriented and uncoordinated...much like the man himself.

Guy1: Dude, how hungover are you?

Guy2: I'm William-Hung dude.

by BigVish September 14, 2008

Wet Williams

To surprise suck your finger and shove it in someone's ass chimney

My girl got me drunk and gave me a wet Williams

by Seymour ass captain June 19, 2017