allen syndrome

is usually contracted when you hangout with someone named alex. is also called allen transmitted disease ( ATD)

oh no you are hanging out with allen you now have allen syndrome

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

vtak syndrome

a incurable disease that makes a proud honda owner into a ricer thinking it that the chepo parts will make his ride
"fast"

Look at Jon he's got that 89 Si hope we wont get that "vtak syndrome"

by nygiants44 August 5, 2009

Vortex Syndrome

After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.

Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.

by Laevsky March 13, 2008

Karen Syndrome

A genetic disorder where every single family member is raised by a Karen, and is a Karen.

Friend: His mom is a Karen.

Me: All his family are. It's just Karen Syndrome.

by Your Gays May 22, 2020

Shipway Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, whereby one falls in love with the captor, except in this case, one falls for a six-years-senior doler with no future.

'Aw, man, did you see her and Gary lately?'
'Yeah man, she's got Shipway syndrome'

by TheResurrectionOfTruth April 10, 2010

Gump Syndrome

1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.

2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.

1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.

2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.

by G. Thomas July 3, 2007

Moku Syndrome

When an individual of a society comes within 10 miles radius of Moksh Dhawan, the member faces numerous ejaculations and orgasms, which leads them to possibly die due to excessive reduction of potassium, phosphorus, and water. This always leads to rising heart rates, sweaty palms, dilated pupils and possible fainting.

This can be cured by ejaculating to Moksh Dhawan's pictures between 12-3 A.M. for 1 month (31 days, 32 for good luck) without fail. This exercise allows you to develop immunity to the hotness which is Moksh Dhawan.

Lad 1: I was walking down the street the other day and saw Moksh Dhawan

Lad 2: What happened then?

Lad 1: My pants got wet, and then I realised I am suffering from Moku Syndrome.

by Moksh Lover October 21, 2019