Minge floss

When the thong slips between the lips and rubs while she walks

She walked faster to minge floss

by Oisay December 01, 2021

Minging bins

Rank smelling, nostril burning rubbish, often carefully manufactured by Mary and Jennie. But strangely, never taken care of.

Adam: Mate, what's that awful smell?
Bobby: Aah, I'm sorry mate, my flatmates were cooking last Thursday.
Adam: ew minging bins! Let's just pop out to Wicked Willys?
Bobby: Right on!

by Bobby Axelrod October 18, 2022

minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 16, 2010

Minge hinge

vaginal lips

My minge hinge is flapping again

by Bumtingy February 08, 2019

Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.

Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!

by Ratskrad January 19, 2011

moon minge

Freshly shaven/waxed fandango that has its first outing the evening of the trimmage.

Brian couldn’t believe the full moon minge in front of him when Karen removed her knickers.

by Captain Dreadnaught April 30, 2024

Mingeful

A form of measurement, often user when cooking. Cup your hand into a good ‘minge’ size and there you have it, a mingeful.

Whilst baking cakes with grandma: ‘grandma throw in a mingeful of flour please darling’

by Mingeful January 28, 2019