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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
mugGet the heavy nuts retardomug.

Heavy

Extra emphasis on a word or phrase.
You need to learn from your mistakes. Heavy on the learn.
by Elise_MaybeImWrong June 17, 2022
mugGet the Heavymug.

I fw u heavy ❤️

Still the craziest dm I've received
Person 1: I fw u heavy ❤️
Person 2: Still the craziest dm I've received🙏🏽
by msinas January 16, 2024
mugGet the I fw u heavy ❤️mug.

heavy hole

Rude, but potentially affectionate Scottish slang for anyone of rather sizable, fat, hench or big proportions.
Huv ye seen Theresa after her gastric band op? She used tae be such a heavy hole, noo she's a skinnymalink!

Naw, YOU go tell that heavy hole tae get aff the bench press, cunt's a fucking unit!
by Bletherskite June 3, 2024
mugGet the heavy holemug.

heavy porn

the main peek-of-frustration side-effect of the early-to-mid-70s lack of technology.
No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.
by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 8, 2020
mugGet the heavy pornmug.

Heavy Panty

Slang for "You shit your pants so fucking bad the shit is dripping from your leg"
Awe my little Heavy Panty! *sucks the shit out*
by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021
mugGet the Heavy Pantymug.

Heavy Kid

Hes a Heavy Kid him bro
by Bumboclat July 27, 2020
mugGet the Heavy Kidmug.

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