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extremely silly and suspicious person, really likes stupid ugly dogs and farts in front of everybody’s faces.
Carter is a well known name around the universe to pull so many men at once
Carter is a well known name around the universe to pull so many men at once
Carter punches whoever comes his way, a super popular and famous bully and kicks everybody’s pickle out of their hand.
by silliestgooseever November 20, 2023
A transgender, Jabba the Hutt lookin virgin who smells like shit, lives in his parents' basement and jerks off to Fortnite. He's so fat, he can't see his own feet and his saggy, double D cup milk moobies jiggle and slap him across the face every time he moves. He uses cucumbers, bananas and carrots from the local grocery store as his sex toys cuz he's too poor to buy a real one... except the one he stole from his parents and put on his head... and then up his ass. He only comes out his parents' basement when there's a Fortnite convention in town where he gets to meet other brokeback, titty milked losers and talk about what characters they want to get raped and shat on by.
Person 1: Look at that fag-ass lookin fat kid
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us
by IHaveChlamydia May 06, 2022
A theatre child that loves rock salt and Matilda. She tends to be very crazy and obsessive at times but she is a good friend.
by chrissywakeuppppppp August 02, 2022
The act of cutting your finger and getting heimliched so blood squirts out of your finger to make Kool-Aid.
"Thirsty AF."
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
by BangalangMan February 20, 2025
the best couple anyone will ever see. they are always happy together no matter what! even though they might be off and on they have the best relationship anyone could want!
person 1: did you see maya and carter?
person 2: yeah they are so cute together!
person 1: i know right!
person 2: yeah they are so cute together!
person 1: i know right!
by susan smith May 31, 2019