fifa wizard

A fucking eight year old with an annoying voice who thinks he makes good videos.

Hey, did you hear about that awful FIFA Wizard video?

by Jaco8800 January 29, 2018

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Wizard Staffs

A beer drinking game where the players wear a Snuggie as a "cloak" and a roll of duct tape around their wrist. As the players keep drinking, each new beer is taped to the top of their ongoing "staff", and the beer must be drank as such. The first to make a staff equal to their height wins, but only by screaming, "you shall not pass!"

I kicked ass last night at Wizard Staffs.

Have you seen his Wizard Staff? It's so big. I think he is going to win if he doesn't pass out.

by FUBAI2 March 16, 2021

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Dick Wizard

That one bitch that will go out of her way to get her friends dick

“Hey bitch I kinda want some dick today”
“ I fucking got you”
“Aw you’re such a good dick wizard!!”

by Esther Carolina July 14, 2019

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Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.

Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.

by Nesthiq April 04, 2020

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Wizard’s Sleeve

When you are having sex and create a prolapse, your partner throws glitter on it and yells “Alakazam!”

Making it look like a sleeve on a wizard’s robes.

“I couldn’t believe how magical it was last night, my partner game me a wizard’s sleeve.”

by Shmecklemore February 24, 2023

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