Brock University

A Canadian university with a reputation for letting everyone in.

If you can walk and talk, you can go to Brock University.

by 24man July 6, 2011

university quality

A euphemism coined by University of Toledo president Lloyd Jacobs to describe the "quality," or lack thereof, of health care at the UT Medical Center.

This cafeteria hamburger is university quality!

by Behavioral TheRapist April 8, 2010

Crossing the Universe

v. The act of ruining a Beatles song.

An all too common instance of crossing the universe:

Rodrigo: Did you see those drunk chicks singing the end of Hey Jude really loud and obnoxious?
Chad: Yeah, they totally crossed the universe...

by MagicalMysterySewer August 31, 2009

end of the universe

according to one Lewis Black, is in Austan Texas where two Starbucks are across the street from each other.

this is an example of the defenition: The end of the universe

by osht February 23, 2009

Harvard University

A school that was once prestigious but is now burdened with scandals and intense competition from regional as well as international universities. For example, Northeastern University has co-op and its students are now infiltrating investment banking, research, public accounting, and consulting.

While the school has money and is well known, its downfall is coming.

Man I love Harvard University and my degree is great, but not as useful and powerful as the kid from Northeastern University or Tufts University.

by UniversityMan November 11, 2019

lasalle university

lasalle university is a pretty good school in a shitty neighborhood in philadelphia, pa. it’s very mixed with all types of classes, races, genders, you name it. the basketball team is really good and the dining halls are literally never open. the frat parties are not that fun, they’re just excuses to get drunk and do something on a weekend night. and females get roofied too often. also it’s not uncommon to get robbed on campus or to hear gunshots bussing a few blocks away, so don’t be stupid and walk around by yourself at night.

I go to lasalle university.

by Suburbs_Savage December 29, 2019

Facebook University

An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.

Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.

Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.

Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.

by G6rider October 30, 2021