A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.
Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
by CIST June 14, 2007
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft
by bringmethechicken November 27, 2015
verb
1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.
noun
1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
1. feel or cause to feel harry from the moment an Uber pick up time is set until the actual boarding of an Uber vehicle.
noun
1. state of intense harry as in the panic felt after an Uber pick-up time is set until said vehicle is boarded.
verb
"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"
noun
"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"
"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
"forgetting her purse, Morwenna had Uber scrambled her way to embarrassment"
noun
"the panic on John's face read of Uber scramble"
"in a mad Uber scramble, Helena tripped over her own feet causing minor injury to her coccyx"
by Trintastic November 27, 2016
Uber Gas- The ultimate marijuana high with a super gassy nose. Uber leaves you like your eyes are closed with the desire to move but not the ability. Gas is the gassy nose, when you open the bag in the living room and your wife says damn baby what did you open it stinks in a good way GAS.
by Bigpostagepimp January 30, 2025
Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
by Shalam69 September 03, 2023
by Joshua Collins December 12, 2006