stoner

You, most likely.

If you searched this up, you're probably a stoner just like me, high as fuck and seeing how many of these definitions apply to you.

by СукаБлять February 22, 2025

stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

by StonedLife October 28, 2015

Productive Stoner

A person who can function exceptionally after the recurrent consumption of THC.

"Damn. Look at Hector. He just faced a fat ass dab and he's still getting shit done."

"Yeah man. He's one productive stoner"

by Thegreenalien February 21, 2023

Crippled stoner

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.

Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.

by Shortstuff419 January 12, 2023

Stoners

People who live on Stone st in Wrightsville Beach, NC

These stoners went to Jimmy’s to grab a drink

by WBcrew June 29, 2023

Ravenous Stoner

One that loves to get baked and eat sweet shit!

He's a fuckin ravenous stoner man!

by Seanboi93 May 5, 2016

Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high

I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.

by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023