The Larry

When a man rubs one out and eats his own spooge

I asked my boyfriend to let me watch The Larry. He then performed The Larry for me.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Larry Special

A blowjob.

Girl: Hey, I heard you’re free this weekend. Want a larry special?

Boy: Hell yeah! Why wouldn’t I?

by pussyitcher67 February 7, 2023

larry stylinson

A ship name for Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson that is obviously fake. Both Louis and Harry have said Larry was never real. Larry shippers (Larries) need to get over themselves and get a life instead ruining these poor men’s friendship. Most of the “Larry Proofs” are taken way out of context.

Louis: Larry Stylinson is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard.

Larries: Larry is real 🥺💙💚

Louis: wtf is wrong with you.

by bellaswifey July 8, 2021

Larry Stylinson

Larry Stylinson: The best but saddest romance story to ever exist. It is the romance between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.

Person 1: Romeo & Juliet is the most romantic love story ever
Person 2: May I introduce you to Larry Stylinson?
Person 1: Ummm ok
*One ultimate Larry Stylinson marathon later*
Person 2: So…?
Person 1: Yeah stuff what I said earlier, this is beautiful

Person 2: Thank you

by ishipbullsh*t November 30, 2021

Larry

the goat of clash royal

see what my heavenly larry placement did broo

by freakbait October 12, 2025

Larry

A typical, white male who drives a sports car to compliment the comb-over. Avid fans of Nascar, say they're above Donald Trump but fight for the Bourjois, honk at the drive-thru for straws and refuse to retire. Pronounces macchiato "MACH-EE-ATO"

I was mad at my dad the other day. He was being such a Larry.

by sunny54f January 11, 2022

Straight Larry

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.

Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"

by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025