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cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.
"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"
by thelonefoodie July 7, 2016
mugGet the cut the trufflemug.

Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.
'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.
by Axeman222 February 23, 2021
mugGet the Zoom cutmug.

Cookie Cutting

The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.
I was cookie cutting my girl last night.
by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018
mugGet the Cookie Cuttingmug.

cutting agent

to make one chemical less dense, less strong
Levamisole has increasingly been used as a cutting agent in cocaine sold around the globe with the highest incidence being in the USA.
by 4everloveandy April 21, 2017
mugGet the cutting agentmug.

cut movie

" Muh-bey, she ain wan me come down there and cut movie bey. "
by LamarcGasoldridge March 9, 2017
mugGet the cut moviemug.

king cut

The best cut of food. This transcend all food, from cod and pizza to squirrels and banana bread with walnuts.
Yo homie, slice me off the king cut from that roni pie!
by Chuck t Farley December 2, 2016
mugGet the king cutmug.

Cut a grail

Nah, I ain’t promoting shit, the mod can cut a grail.
by SuperiorSquid December 13, 2020
mugGet the Cut a grailmug.

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