butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

by 1OO1 December 9, 2008

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butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

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Rough butts

When a situation is particularly difficult and it feels like the odds are stacked against you.

Our team is down 6 points, this is rough butts!

by nosrac271 December 31, 2022

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Butt growl

A fart that you successfully keep from escaping but decides to let loose inside and resembles your stomach growling loudly but clearly is not coming from your stomach.

I held that fart in but everyone still heard my butt growl. I was so embarrassed when my butt growled in the middle of class.

by Creatrix March 6, 2021

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