When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.
by Dirty Antwan June 09, 2022
Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 08, 2018
When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022
When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face
by Futaraki February 12, 2022
He looks very Split The Potato
by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 06, 2022
"look at that dude's Zorro Split!"
by YourMomsFather May 22, 2021
When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !
I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
by Debyumyum March 28, 2020