When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit
Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!
Otis - Dude.....gross
Otis - Dude.....gross
by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011

Guy 1: I did a sneaky nut today
Guy 2: God really who was it
Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice
Guy 2: God really who was it
Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice
by yumyumyum43 June 4, 2018

Some one who is very difficult, often known to be deceiving. You can never really know what they're up to. Often a true Laleyshka
by DavidWebster January 26, 2015

by queenbee434 December 14, 2015

If your in the mood for some intercourse; take it the sneaky way! Oh yes! You will have such a fucking good time, you'll moan and groan, and enjoy it so much! Being sneaky also means to prey on young high-schoolers and wanting to be "sneaky" with them {if you know what I mean ;)}
Johnathan one day felt some sneaky feelings towards Rachael. He did not act on them, until on fateful day, 29th of September 2018 when he woofed on her and boy, did she enjoy it!
by Shawn the Dawn August 26, 2019

by Thereal Ohgee November 13, 2017

by rats bastardly December 8, 2023
