chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of a partners asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd is smooth and has no lumps.

“I’m gonna need to take a shit soon.”
“Oh you want me to give you the chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

Slug

a penis, a large erected piece of skin. that causes orgasms

oh mate can i slip my slug in ya

by slippery slug June 10, 2019

Slug Syndrome

When you can't stop staring at someone or something, because it's so exquisitely grotesque, just like a slug.

This chick kept staring at me in class- I thought she was into me but it was just a case of Slug Syndrome.

by JFisc October 1, 2014

bite the slug

To commit suicide by putting a shotgun to the roof of your mouth.

-Man I hate this, I am going to bite the slug.

-... sir this is a Wendy's.

by da real edge April 29, 2024

Slug Bucket

An accommodating fanny, both in terms of size and frequency. Which has a proclivity, even hunger, for numerous semi-flaccid penises.

Emily: Is Jade home?
Guy: No, she was invited to a party by a few truckers that we met at the Shell Garage.
Emily: It is getting awfully late.
Guy: I fear they might be filling her slug bucket.

by Azri'el October 5, 2015

Diaper Slug

When your coworker’s baby thunders warm, gooey shit in the middle of your staff meeting.

Dear god did your baby just make a diaper slug?!

by AsspenisCo. July 11, 2022

Slug

A person who promotes the Minecraft Movie

Slug promotes the Minecraft Movie and if you don't watch said Movie he will- well let's not go into detail about what he'll do but you better go watch it or else

by Minecraft Movie April 13, 2021