dragon-shrek

someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.

dragon-shrek thinks hes all that.

by stinawaditina September 18, 2022

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.

200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass

by onepunchdead April 28, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!

“Hey mate do u love shrek?”

“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”

“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”

by pickle stick September 8, 2018

Kid from shrek

Do the roar

Hey, this is my girlfriend, you can ask her any question you want.

Do the Roar!
-Kid from Shrek

by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021

Shrek 2020

a lie told to Millennials and Gen Z to get their hopes up for the greatest movie of all time

“Shrek 2020: It’s not ogre yet”

by love you 3000 November 29, 2019

Shrek

A very handsome guy that you want to marry buy he's already taken, by me.

Barbra: that guy is a Shrek
Amanda: yes he is a Shrek

by BlackCat107 May 10, 2022