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reversed jesus

a drink that mixes water with wine,

hence turning water into wine.

"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus
A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.

C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.
by sucking wine May 16, 2011
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Reverse Pikachu

Shove a cattle prod in your ass and press the button when you shoot. It’s called the Reverse Pikachu
Fuck dude!! I did the Reverse Pikachu!!!! I came so hard when I fucked Jessica! I had the cattle prod up my ass and when I came I made her turn on the prod!!! I can’t believe jizz didn’t come out her nose!!!
by Swifferman November 17, 2021
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reverse blackout

While intoxicated, instead of forgetting things that did happen, you remember things that didn't.
"I totally madeout with him!"
"No you didn't you were passed out by 9 p.m., You must've had another reverse blackout"

"Everyone at the party loved me! They were chanting my name & telling me how pretty I was!"
"That's the Reverse blackout talking, you were standing in a corner by yourself when I saw you."
by Ch&Ce May 8, 2012
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reverse card

Red reverse card: The original reverse card; does exactly what you think it does, turns the insult back on the opposing force

Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives

Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well

Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card
Verb. (Re-ver-s ca-r-d)
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit

insert reverse card of the respective color
by HelloShaunTheSheep April 29, 2021
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reverse loincloth

Wearing riding chaps or alterations of them with nothing beneath is a reverse loincloth - rather than covering only your genitals, you cover everything but. Applicable to both genders.
When he came home from work last night, I decided to surprise him with a reverse loincloth and some lit candles.
by notwing July 20, 2010
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reverse manuel

When two men are finger each other's butt holes and then smear a poo mustache on each other.
Steve and I got so drunk we even did a reverse manuel. I didn't think he was into that.
by Bigg D Money August 20, 2014
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Reverse Paraplegia

A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.
We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.
by Alouicious August 29, 2010
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