Purple Couch

An image of interest/funny to you, but you want to hide what it is.

Found this purple couch. Wanna look at it?

by Monopolyman64 May 18, 2016

purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.

"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"

by KKK Comander April 17, 2017

Purple Bird Syndrome

A highly contagious disease affecting Facebook users, spreading by comment section.

I glanced at the comment section on an interesting Facebook post and saw an epidemic of Purple Bird Syndrome, as evidenced by the plethora of people posting pictures of that God damned bird.

by mentholcase February 24, 2017

Purple Shirt of Sex

The most famous shirt ever seen in the BBC series Sherlock

Person1: Look it's an Purple shirt!
Fan: *loud screaming* Its the Purple Shirt of Sex!!!

by Lionsie August 8, 2017

purple rocks

Ice in Codiene

Boi through some purple rocks in that cup

by Awgepoop September 7, 2017

Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

by Thenig187 September 7, 2017

Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017