parent

a person's father or mother.

those are my parents

by smolbeans April 26, 2022

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Parental Pre-Gaming

When a parent pre-games their child’s room to make it ready for bedtime.

Leeann parental pre-gaming the room for Ling Ling to go to bed.

by Guitarpro2006 September 22, 2024

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Parents

Something Harry Potter doesn’t have

Harry Potter does not have any parents

by cash_money6467 December 29, 2020

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Ur parents homo

A hypothetical insult so powerful that upon usage will create a seismic blast that collapses the fabric of reality and destroying the universe and maybe a few others

Bob: Ur parents homo
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*

by A Big Fat Failure. July 2, 2021

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Angel Jose Robles & Cristy Veronica Tejada: The First Parents

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

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They've been doing it for years... But they won't acknowledge that they're doing it... Amd they know I have a problem with it... And there are real-world ramifications to them doing it... Doesn't matter. I don't need agency or actionable information. I need to do what I'm told and "try harder" in a vague and abstract sense and I don't need what I want from them.

Hym "Yeah, being a parent doesn't make you better than anyone. Having a kid is (at this point) an entirely optional thing someone let you do and in no way bolsters your moral standing. Nor should it. You are not special or good. Your wife isn't special or good. Parents are shit."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

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