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Milking the Goat

When two guys are showing the goat to a girl and the girl jacks them off at the same time as if you were milking a goat
Jack: Dude, I know this sorority girl that is willing to do the move, milking the goat
Bill: I don't know man, she is pretty dirty.... but i'm always down for getting milked
Jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!
by Marsupial Watson October 1, 2010
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Mario Milk

Mario milk is a delicacy found only in Hanford and is the only known cure to ligma aside from prepucio con leche de cocho . Mario milk only comes in pi gallons and is milked from the seven nips of Mario
“Maria have you ever had Mario milk”
“Ya i have it right here
“That’s not real Mario milk it’s not from all seven nips”
by Milkyseller November 11, 2018
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Mega Milk

A meme from an ecchi manga with a Japanese teenager with big boobs .
Her shirt says Mega Milk which is funny because breasts product milk and she has big ones,
Friend 1 : Did you see that weeb cosplayed ? She has big boobs
Friend 2 : Yeah , she should be cosplaying as Mega Milk !
by angieeisgreat June 6, 2017
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Milk Rape

1) To tackle, preferably off a bicycle, a hefty woman who is breast feeding and while she is defenseless, go in for the kill and feed off of her via drinking her breast milk. The term is derived from a scene in, writer and director, Jerzy Skolimowski's, 2009 film, Essential Killing, which tells a story of an escaped Taliban fugitive in the Polish Forests.

2) To forcefully drink a woman's or man's breast milk from the victims nipples.
I was jumped last week by some street urchins and they milk raped me.

I will milk rape you how I milk rape myself
by zmarzada May 12, 2011
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Milk Bowl

When u flip your boner up, cum in your belly button, and make yo girl drink that shit up with a straw.
Matt made every girl in fred do the Milk Bowl
by sloppy J October 26, 2010
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Mario Milk

A luxurious, precious milk that is really rare. Mario Milk is taken only in pi gallons, we usually drink this until we are 36 years of age or else we die.
“Maria! You forgot to drink your Mario milk!”
Maria: *dead in the shower*
“I’ll drink it later lymphoma
by iamtakensorry November 7, 2018
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Milk boy

A milk boy is someone who is very cute and pasty. Their skin looks like milk. Usually named Bridgit.
Chiara: Look at that pasty girl over there. Its a milk boy.
Josie: oh yeah, thats Bridgit lol.
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