by ADB123 April 29, 2022
Get the floor sponge mug.The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
Get the Garage floor monster mug.Chucky..." Let's get out of here bro...I haven't seen anyone over a three.."
Spivey..." it's worse than that...I feel like we are exploring the deep ocean floor...think I saw antennas coming out of several ladies at the bar..."
Spivey..." it's worse than that...I feel like we are exploring the deep ocean floor...think I saw antennas coming out of several ladies at the bar..."
by Saundoggy July 17, 2019
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Get the All Over The Floor mug.When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.
“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”
by Angels naked April 28, 2025
Get the Toothpaste on the floor mug.Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019
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