E-Fetishist

Refers most often to Web Sluts and Exposed Faggots who have become sexually involved with online activities to the point that their ability to achieve orgasm is directly tied into the internet. This can take different forms such as:
•By Exposing themselves or Being Exposed

•Through completing Tasks or Dares

•By Being under the control of an online Master
•By showing off on Webcam broadcast
•Using Hypno/Training/Brainwashing Files
•After prolonged Goonbater sessions
•Reading thirst messages/comments connected to their pics/vids they have posted on XXX sites (Pornhub, Xhamster, thisvid, xvideos, Bdsmlr, newTumbl, ImageFap, FetLife, Reddit, nsfw Twitter, Anon-V, Toplosers, ExposedFun, GetDare, 4chan, Doxbin, Motherless, Absolutely.Exposed, etc.)
•While scrolling through your own humiliating indexed search results through Google or other search engines
•Includes but is not limited to accidentally or unexpectedly busting a nutt spontaneously any time you're wearing headphones and listening to Corpse Husband's narrations, gameplay, and/or any of his songs.
Closely related to Online Exposure, Exposed Faggots, Exposure Whore, Web Sluts
•Ive spent so much time jerkin off while exposing my faggot ass as a sissy to strangers online and now I'm a total E-Fetishist cuz I can cum if I'm not on the Internet.
•Not only have I modernized my financial portfolio by switching my investments to crypto but Ive done the same with my sex life. As an

E-Fetishist all my kinks have been Incorporated into the World Wide Web.
by FaggotJustinExposed December 08, 2021
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E-perv

One who seems fine and dandy at first, appearing entirely benign. But then suddenly starts sending offensive messages and posting antagonistic comments...
That E-perv has sent me messages detailing every thought he has had of me for the last six months.
by from Channel Two March 23, 2009
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e-HIV

e-HIV is an internet disease with its name being a derivative of a combination between AIDS / HIV and ethernet. It infects other internet users after social contact through messages, posts or even music. We know this as the first case of e-hiv was found within the Kardashian family. It is rumoured that they were super spreaders with their tv-shows and awful music.

Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.
Bob really suffers from e-HIV, he got scammed for €50k

The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file
by On of the mods December 31, 2020
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E-Frightener

Basically the shocker except you fist the vag and the asshole at the same time while you spin both hands as if you were using a steering wheel..
I felt like I was driving a semi last night when I gave that girl the E-Frightener.
by drunkaholic September 23, 2010
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e-lurk

the act of researching a person somewhat obsessively and repeatedly on the internet; involves extensive viewing of pictures and gaining of knowledge of that person's favorite things to do, closest friends, etc. typically done with a popular networking site such as myspace or facebook.
I always e-lurk a guy beofre I'll even consider starting a text relationship. I want to know as much as possible about him, but will pretend to be very surprised when he tells me about his dog, Fluffy, and his spring break trip to Panama.
by Parish July 02, 2008
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e-Steteer

A member of e-Stet, a litigation support firm headquartered in Los Angeles, CA.
e-Steteers are ediscovery know-it-alls.
by e-Czarina April 11, 2013
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E-Affair

An E-affair is one where two married people in separate marriages are "involved" through text, phone calls, emails, FB, yahoo, any social networking yet do not engage in sex. Their relationship can be that of sharing intimate issues with each others spouse or a desire to be with the other person. This can involve sharing videos, pictures, web cams, sextexting, or phone sex.
Although Alissa and Marty weren't marrie to one another they were in an illicit e-affair for months.
by Uncle Procter June 08, 2011
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