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box office

Anyone whose work cucicle is made of cardboard.
Any type of flammable material is forbidden in my Box Office
by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016
mugGet the box officemug.

magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
mugGet the magic office ridemug.

Officer Brent 69

An Eastlake Legend
From 2018-2021 the man himself gave us great quality memes of Eastlake High School. A True Blue Titan!
“Hey Bro did you see Officer Brent 69 new Insta post”

Oh yeah that stuff was hilarious
by Urban49 January 31, 2022
mugGet the Officer Brent 69mug.

office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.
After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.
by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015
mugGet the office weaponsmug.

Human Resource Officer

Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.

FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.
Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".
by brainster August 2, 2009
mugGet the Human Resource Officermug.

Office Carrion

The leftover food at work from catered lunches, personal pizzas, cookies, and sandwich platters that starving and overworked staff eat after about 1:15PM instead of rushing out to grab a quick bite.
1. You should have seen the hordes of co-ops fighting over the office carrion today!
2. Man, I was so busy with back to back meetings today, then that idiot booked a lunch meeting... All I had to eat today was some office carrion. I had to kill four co-ops to eat.
by PartyMoose November 6, 2010
mugGet the Office Carrionmug.

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