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stoner pounder

Someone who is attracted or wants to have sexual intercourse with a stoner
I am such a stoner pounder , I love me some stoner boys
by Daddy let’s go November 30, 2021
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Stoner

A fresh baked daily treat of a human. Smells sort of like skunk, a stoner tends to enjoy carbs such as sourdough bread, pizza, and donuts. A stoner will avoid local police at all costs -regardless of being a criminal or not.
Bitch Brittany: "Tiffany, I saw a stoner the other day! They smelled like weed and non judgement ."
by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023
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Stoner prep

Stoner prep is the word to describe how young “rappers” that got famous out of nowhere dress.
These type of clothes look kinda trashy like they woke up and just threw on whatever they could find (sometimes they look down right insane and over the top) while at the same time costing a lot of money.
The type of people that wear these clothes are usually young “rappers” with lil at the beginning of their names. (Sometimes one hit wonders).
Bill: hey bob I like that sweater but is it supposed to have all those rips in it?
Lil bob: hell yeah don’t you understand fashion? And it only costed me $1000.
Bill: oh bob, you’re such a stoner prep.
by Youngjandoe August 26, 2018
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Stoner Suggestibility

The elevated suggestibility stoners get when they're high. Especially if it involves smoking more weed.
Stoner A: Alright dude it's 2am I'm going to bed.

Stoner B: Oh right, but first should we head to the park and smoke another bowl.

Stoner A: Oh shit you're right we should do that.

Stoner: Dude that's stoner suggestibility right there.
by TrueAmbivalence October 6, 2019
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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Stoner Program

A program watched by people intoxicated by the lovely, Marijuana and find it funny!
"I watched Archer the other night, maaaaaaaate, it's such a stoner program!"
by Sefblau May 1, 2016
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Stoner Boner

An adjective describing the feeling brought on by the urge to smoke marijuana.
Wow, this new piece is giving me such a stoner boner!
by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 29, 2017
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