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Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king May 29, 2018
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Bullshit Attrition

When your losing an argument online, and so you send random meme images and gifs until your opponent gives up.
"just beat an argument about Britain and the US via Bullshit Attrition"
by MrOldMan December 11, 2023
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bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!
I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit
by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021
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bullshit

Referred as "bullshit" union of bull and shit, to a whole new meaning : lie
What you're saying is total BULLSHIT.
by POTPlayer July 4, 2025
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Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot
fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi
by superniggaballs November 16, 2023
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Bullshitible

exceptance to exaggeration
A person that can be told something of untruth is Bullshitible!
by Robert Hargett January 10, 2012
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