Cap-Tourettes

When you are talking on some form of chat, (messenger, icq, talk, chatroom etc) and you accidentally hit the caps-lock key and don't notice before sending the message. (Caps in chat means that you are shouting)
Analogous to how someone with Tourette's syndrome will randomly yell (and often swear) in the middle of what they are saying.

Sally: Hey how are you?
Tom: I am good.
Tom: Have you heard about JAMES'S NEW CAR
Sally: Yeah, its not that big a deal.
Sally: Why are you yelling about it?
Tom: oops sorry Cap-Tourettes
Tom: my bad

by DarcyThomas February 21, 2009

spinking cap

a hat worn when spinking.
must be a trucker hat, electric pink foam, and have a picture of a truck on it with the caption "trucking a'int for sissies"

i need my spinking cap

by gw January 24, 2005

Kizzy Capping

This is a term used when someone is capping so hard, that they must add the kizzy to the front to show just how unlikely the situation is.

"I like totally just rizzed up your daughter Mr. White," said Jesse. "Nah fam, you is definitely kizzy capping rn, said Walter."

by Lilzachx February 4, 2023

Bottle capping

Opening a bottle of alcoholic beverage using your vagina

I caught my wife bottle capping my beer.

by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018

Price Cap

A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.

British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”

UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”

British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”

by Conway6288 August 26, 2022

cap the fag

A short version of saying capture the flag.

Person 1: "Ayo fam you tryna play cap the fag?"
Person 2: "Bet"

by Joseph24689 August 15, 2017

Crowd Capping

A big data approach to sports handicapping. The system tracks the outliers in the crowd that are out performing or under prorming the expected mean, and tracks these outliers back down or back up to the mean.

Crowd Capping is changing the way sports handicappers look at the business of sports betting.

by 499football.com June 12, 2018