Bullshit as usual

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.

A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)

by pesticidko April 3, 2020

Bullshit

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit

a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT

by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…

Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024

Main Character Bullshit

When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.

Dude Naruto should have died 100 times over but didn't because of main character bullshit

by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022

Bullshit

Mallarie is the definition of bullshit.

"Mallarie is always full of bullshit"

by Baseball31 July 6, 2017

Bullshit

When you can't take it anymore.

I am done with your bullshit today.

by Your ♕ November 15, 2019

Bullshit

A word that defines some lie

You're telling bullshit, right? No way she's dead

by 12345548 September 18, 2023